so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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