Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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