David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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