Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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