....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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