all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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