i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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