dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sorry about my life...
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