The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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