Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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