McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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