Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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