distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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