ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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