i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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