I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Randomize
