3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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