I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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