i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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