I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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