another moral hangover. fuck.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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