How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
BRING THE BAGELS
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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