i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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