Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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