white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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