...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It was a blind-side dick pic.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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