The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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