people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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