tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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