I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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