its not stalking. its research.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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