sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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