dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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