I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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