Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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