How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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