Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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