i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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