Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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