i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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