You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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