Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
