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(206): View more from Washington

A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings

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(443): View more from Maryland

I could have mohawked her pubes.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.

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(518): View more from New York

I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!

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(660): View more from Missouri

There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...

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(727): View more from Florida

If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.

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(917): View more from New York City

Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.

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