You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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