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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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