love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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