How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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