giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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