Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
