I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
how does that bad decision feel?
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