I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Everyone says I win the strip club
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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