Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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